i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
third nipple confirmed
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
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