our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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