if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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