Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
The maid of honor just puked.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
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