Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
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These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
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Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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