when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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