I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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