I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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