so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
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The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
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And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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