Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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