Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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