She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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