Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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