dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
dude i'm inner monologue high
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
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First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
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The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
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I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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