I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
She just used a chaser for red wine.
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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
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He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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