you would pick up someone in the library
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
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