Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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