it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
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You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I feel like a drive thru vagina
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
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I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
where are my pants?
in the oven.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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