my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
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she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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