Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
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My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
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But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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