MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
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I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
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He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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