i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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