I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
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