i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
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I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
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Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
how drunk are you?
Several
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize