I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
