i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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