Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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