for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
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I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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