That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
