there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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