seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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