idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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