is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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