return my video game
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
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Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
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my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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