At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
That accounts for only three of the penises
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
