I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
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long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
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No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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