what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize