I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Alive.
So much puke
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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