i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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