I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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