ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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