they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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