did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
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I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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