I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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