he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
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You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
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Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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