Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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