So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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