Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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