I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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