So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
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She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
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So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
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