it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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