why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
At least make sure they are 18
Why
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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