i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
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I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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