Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
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We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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