Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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