yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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