gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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