My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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